Berlin Wants Next Year's World Cup Sex To Be "Hygenic"

According to BBC News, Berlin is anticipating lots of sex and prostitution during next year's World Cup Soccer finals. In order to make life easier for the hundreds of prostitutes who will be arriving from all over Germany, local health officials have prepared a leaflet listing 10 "rules" for the prostitutes' clients to follow.

Among the rules are, "Be polite and respectful towards prostitutes; maintain a high standard of personal hygiene; always use a condom and be clear about what you want."

This last instruction would appear to cover those unfortunate and awkward moments when the prostitute asks the john what he wants and gets that all-too-common response: "Ah.....I don't know......Do you want to play a little footie?"

To help everything go smoother they will also be distributing 100,000 free condoms to those soccer fans who absent-mindedly left theirs at home and spent so much money getting drunk that they can only afford either a condom or a prostitute, but not both.

Oh, by the way, it is rumored that there will also be some soccer being played. The ticket prices for the games, however, may be priced so high that only the prostitutes will be able to afford to attend.