The "Bullet Bra" Comes to Hawaii
The Honolulu Star-Bulletin carried this story today:
A woman cited on suspicion of drunken driving also was arrested for allegedly hiding a bullet in her bra.I've tried very hard to come up with something clever to say but finally decided that the story is its own best punch line!
Police said that at about 1:14 a.m. yesterday, a 28-year-old woman was arrested in Waikiki for investigation of drunken driving.
During a search at the main police station officers found a bullet hidden in the woman’s bra, police said.
Since the woman is a convicted felon, she was then arrested for investigation of being a felon in possession of ammunition.
She was also arrested on suspicion of driving without a license.
Having said this, the thought of a "bullet bra" made me think of Cloris Leachman's Nurse Diesel in Mel Brooks classic, "High Anxiety." Who'd be brave enough (or crazy enough) to even try to arrest her!