The "Bullet Bra" Comes to Hawaii

I've been way too serious lately so here's something to lighten things up just a little bit.

The Honolulu Star-Bulletin carried this story today:

A woman cited on suspicion of drunken driving also was arrested for allegedly hiding a bullet in her bra.

Police said that at about 1:14 a.m. yesterday, a 28-year-old woman was arrested in Waikiki for investigation of drunken driving.

During a search at the main police station officers found a bullet hidden in the woman’s bra, police said.

Since the woman is a convicted felon, she was then arrested for investigation of being a felon in possession of ammunition.

She was also arrested on suspicion of driving without a license.

I've tried very hard to come up with something clever to say but finally decided that the story is its own best punch line!

Having said this, the thought of a "bullet bra" made me think of Cloris Leachman's Nurse Diesel in Mel Brooks classic, "High Anxiety." Who'd be brave enough (or crazy enough) to even try to arrest her!