Dueling Church Signs

My only regret in this Baptist/Catholic church sign pseudo-dialogue is that the Presbyterians didn't even get a mention!

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PS. If you are left wondering what PWN3D means, according to the comments section,

"Pwn3d" is 733t haXXor, excuse me, elite hacker-speak. It means "owned", as in "you got owned", meaning, "you lost the argument and looked like a fool".