Thursday, September 22, 2005

Re Tyra Banks' BIG, BORING BOSOM

It's on the radio. It's on the TV. It's in the newpapers. It's on the internet. It will be in national magazines. For all I know, it's already reached the Moon and Mars!

TYRA BANKS' BREASTS ARE REAL--THERE ARE NO IMPLANTS IN THEM--SHE HAS PROVEN THIS BY HAVING A BREAST SONOGRAM LIVE IN FRONT OF A TV SHOW AUDIENCE (AFTER HAVING ALL THE MEN LEAVE FIRST)--BECAUSE SHE IS A "SUPERMODEL" SHE SEEMS TO BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE REALLY CARE WHETHER HER BREASTS ARE REAL OR NOT

Point 1: Tyra Banks needs to get a life.
Point 2: Who cares?
Point 3: People who care about this need to get a life.
Point 4: Who is Tyra Banks?
Point 5: See Point 2.