Pakistan, Inspired by President Bush, Announces It Will Build Border Fence

Yep, President Musharraf of Pakistan, is inspired . . . by President George W. Bush, that is. After a thorough-going critique of Bush's plans to build a border fence between Mexico and the United States, Musharraf announced today that he was going to build one, too, alongside his country's border with Afghanistan!

Since imitation is the sincerest form of flattery it seems that Pakistan will be paying the United States, and the current Bush administration in particular, a unique compliment by planning to copy it in almost every detail.

As you can see from the following two design samples we can expect to feel much, much safer very, very soon.





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