Saddam Joke

This past week Saddam Hussein complained about having to walk up stairs and having his pen taken away from him. This makes the following joke from the December Reader's Digest even funnier:

Saddam Hussein decided that he wanted to write his memoirs, so he asked his guard for a stenographer.

The guard came back a little while later with a laptop computer instead.

"No thanks," Saddam said, "I'm a dictator."